good thing I don't live in Arkansas

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/R-Martin-Electric-Scooter-Moped-50-MPH-NO-GAS-NO-OIL_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6722QQihZ020QQite...

I need it like a hole in the head, but would grab this if I were local in Arkansas.

Any forum member live nearby that can grab a deal on this one? I wish I won one like the seller did.